Saturday, May 10, 2008

Reed Johnson's OPS is .645

On base percentage

plus

Slugging percentage

Six Fourty-Five

For the month of may it's .374

HIS SLUGGING PERCENTAGE FOR THE SEASON IS .295

HIS SLUGGING PERCENTAGE IS WORSE THAN TED LILLY'S

His VORP is -1.9. Ted Lilly's offensive VORP is 1.2. For the season, he has literally produced worse offensive numbers THAN ONE OF THE WORST HITTING PITCHERS I'VE EVER SEEN!

His WARP1 is -0.1 which means that playing Reed Johnson for a season will actually cost you one tenth of a victory over AAA level call up replacement player X. His EQA is .237.

Folks, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but this guy blows. I know he's grindy and white and grindy and he has a soul patch and he's not Soriano and everyone hates Soriano, and he grinds but give it a rest.

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