The Awesome Meltdown: HERE COMES THE HOOK

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

HERE COMES THE HOOK

I cannot believe it's been ten years. As if 1998 didn't feel long enough ago already:

05-06-98

What could have been.

Edit: I miss when Sportscenter would put the home broadcast audio faintly behind their highlights. I suppose it doesn't matter as it's been about ten years since I watched Sportscenter.

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The Awesome Sauce said...: I was literally just going to talk about this. Only mine would have been meaner...

well at least he's a good closer now... oh wait...; May 6, 2008 at 5:02 PM

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Bellwether Meltdown fancies himself a writer. He is a 1st generation Hungarian immigrant and descendant of Peter the Great. He is a doting pseudo-intellectual and reclusive drunk. He stands six feet two inches tall and 17th in the line of succession to the title of "Last of the Mohicans." He smells of chrysanthemum and bacon and possesses the rare ability to see through a glass eye. As a child he aspired to be a gynecologist. While not mining uranium in the desert on the outskirts of a ghost town he may or may not be an assistant producer at a sports talk radio station.

The Awesome Sauce is the unloved bastard child of Chicago and Northwest Indiana. He became a circus juggler at the age of 6 and traveled the country performing his dangerous acts for 8 years. When he was kicked out of the circus he had to kill and steal to stay afloat. After spending 6 years in county for stealing and killing he then decided to dedicate his life to sarcasm, mockery, satire and lampoonery. He's given up stealing and killing for the most part, unless it has to do with stupid people or overrated arts schools.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

HERE COMES THE HOOK

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