Saturday, May 17, 2008

Elia Remix

Update: this blog post has been syndicated on anothercubsblog.net. If you're a Cubs fan or a stat guy like I am, you should go check them out.

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I'll tell ya one fuckin' thing

I'm glad he's fucking hotter than shit, just to stuff it up them forty-one thousand yuppie assclowns that showed up and boo him every fuckin' day in April.

Because if they're the real Chicago fuckin' fans they can kiss my fuckin ass, RIGHT DOWNTOWN and PRINT IT.

They really, really like their superstars around here... MY FUCKIN ASS!

What the fuck am I supposed to do? Watch them kiss Reed Johnson's ass, and be quiet about it? For the stupid fucking Murph callers who think Soriano's overrated? The motherfuckin trust fund babies from Schaumburg haven't worked an honest day in their life and they call him overpaid?

They outta go root for a different team and find out what it's like to have something to boo about.

Eighty five percent of the baseball fans can see what Soriano can do, the other fifteen root for this team!

It's a fucking playground for yuppie douchebags!

Rip them motherfuckers, RIP them fucking cocksuckers like they rip the fuckin players.

This guy put up an eleven-hundred OPS in September last year and them fuckin people boo?

And that's the Cubs fans? My. Fucking. Ass.

You talk about the great fucking support guys like Theriot and Johnson get. That's all I've seen this fuckin' year.

The name of the game is hit the ball, catch the ball, and get the fuckin job done. What more do you want from this guy? Right now, we have less losses than we have wins.

The fucking changes in this fanbase since 2003 are noticeable!

Alright they don't boo the useless LSU guys cause we're 26-16, and unfortunately that's the criteria of the dumb 41,000 that come out to day baseball. The rest of the baseball world didn't want those guys.

It'll take more than a 26-15 or 26-16 to make me forget how much those two guys and Johnson suck.

I'll guarantee ya that, you got some great fuckin' players on this team, but you're stuck with the fucking love fest of Theriot, and Johnson and Fontenot.

All these motherfuckin' editorials about smart ball and hustle and fucking uh... scrappyness and all that shit. It's sickening.

It's unbelievable, it really is. It's a disheartening fuckin situation we're in right now. 26-16 doesn't mean those three don't suck. You got a hundred and twenty fuckin' games left.

What I'm tryin' to say is, don't rip Soriano. You wanna rip somebody? Rip them, you wanna rip somebody rip those three, but don't fuckin rip Soriano cause he's given everything he can give.

Once this team hits the middle of the season those LSU guys will blow, and they will blow, the talent's not there. I don't know how to make it any clearer to you. I'm frustrated, I guarentee you I'm frustrated. It'd be different if I went to a ball park where fans understood the fuckin game, but Wrigley's a dumb fuckin bar... in a dumb fuckin sports city period.




Since may 1st:

26 for 65, .400 avg, 15 runs, 6 2B, 7 HR, 20 RBI.

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