The White Sox

Are really bad at baseball. Disgusting. They don't deserve to win the AL Central if they couldn't win ONE dag-gummed game in Minnesota. All around terrible.

However, it wasn't all bad yesterday. There is some hope. And by 'hope,' I mean 'our future is doomed.' And by 'our future is doomed' I really mean 'our present is doomed.'

During the game yesterday, I saw this.















Justin Morneau for President. SOMEHOW the fact that this person wants to vote in a 27 year old professional athlete to the presidency isn't the dumbest thing about this.

Justin Morneau - born May 15, 1981 in New Westminster, British Columbia. Bristish Columbia is in Canada.

Enter Article Two of the United States Constitution. Clause 5: Qualifications for Office:
"No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States."

So in conclusion, Justin Morneau can never be President of the United States. Ever. Way to waste a perfectly good bed sheet you dumb sh!ts.

Alright, so what have we learned today? The White Sox are bad at baseball and Twins fans are really really dumb.

Five months till spring training.