You're not Dominique Wilkins. Paul Pierce is not Larry Bird. I understand that making that comparison during your post game press conference shows that you're a 'student of the game' and you respect its history.Here's a history lesson.
You are not Michael Jordan. During a game 7, you tried a lay-up that would have brought your team to within one of the Celtics. After your horrid attempt at a flop, you then decided to look around for the refs, pleading your case for the foul. You sir, are not Michael Jordan, you're not even in his league; You're lucky they let you wear 23. I understand your off the court personality is to be commended, however maybe you should start playing stellar basketball and go 100% from whistle to whistle if you want to be mentioned in the same conversation as His Airness. Michael did his talking on the court, I advise you do the same.
Oh yea, and you should probably learn how to do this too...

