Bellwether Meltdown fancies himself a writer. He is a 1st generation Hungarian immigrant and descendant of Peter the Great. He is a doting pseudo-intellect
The Awesome Sauce is the unloved bastard child of Chicago and Northwest Indiana. He became a circus juggler at the age of 6 and traveled the country performing his dangerous acts for 8 years. When he was kicked out of the circus he had to kill and steal to stay afloat. After spending 6 years in county for stealing and killing he then decided to dedicate his life to sarcasm, mockery, satire and lampoonery. He's given up stealing and killing for the most part, unless it has to do with stupid people or overrated arts schools.
