The Chicago White Cubs

I recognize that this concept is stupid, which is why I only spent 10 minutes writing this. The following is based barely on stats and mostly on who I would rather root for/like better.

Lineup
CF - Kosuke Fukudome
SS - Orlando Cabrera
LF - Carlos Quentin
DH - Aramis Ramirez
1B - Derek Lee
RF - Jermaine Dye
C - Geovany Soto
2B - Alfonso Soriano
3B - Joe Crede

Bench
Mark DeRosa - 1B, 2B, 3B, OF
Ryan Theriot - 2B, SS
AJ Pierzynski - C
Alexei Ramirez - 2B, SS, OF

Rotation
Carlos Zambrano
Gavin Floyd
Ryan Dempster
John Danks
Jose Contreras

Bullpen
LHP - Boone Logan
LHP - Matt Thorton
RHP - Octavio Dotel
RHP - Kerry Wood
Setup - Scott Linebrink
Setup - Carlos Marmol
Closer - Bobby Jenks

Manager
Ozzie Guillen


(And yes, I know Soriano can't really play second, and Fukudome isn't a center fielder, and that the two everyday players with the highest batting averages are on the bench. Remember, there is no team called the Chicago White Cubs.)